Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Weird things to say when your girlfriend catches you getting a blowjob

28 : this bitch is giving me a blowjob right after i had anal sex with you.;-)

29 :you are on time.lets watch oprah while she is giving me a blowjob.

30 : honey i solved your problem. Now you wont have to worry about giving me a blowjob.

31 : you were right. Getting a blowjob from our maid was not a good idea.While she was giving me a blowjob i found three lices in her hair.

32: mary. I think its time to tell you the truth.i am not a girl and i am certainly not a lesbian.

33: i am sorry honey.i was sure you were sleep. did I hurt your tonsil?

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