weird things to say when your girlfriend catches you stealing her bra

45} i needed something which could remind me of you when you are not here.

46} whats the big deal??????????????my earlier girlfriends didnt even noticed.

47} i was not going to sell it and even if i did i was not going to make good money.

48} i dont know how it came in my pocket.

49} i was not masturbating.

50} i was taking them to the dry-cleaners.

51} okkie......just to make things up to you........you can steal my underpants.

52} even celebraties do this:

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