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ani jokes: Fun things to do when your girlfriend drags you to go shopping with her

2011-12-11T22:15:00.000-08:00

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ani jokes: Never say this after sex

2011-05-06T06:40:00.000-07:00

ani jokes: Weird question from Yahho answers : Part 1

ani jokes: How much does your white shirt means to you?

2011-02-16T22:09:00.000-08:00

ani jokes: How much does your white shirt means to you?

i can find you even in that crowd.

2010-10-07T20:54:00.000-07:00

ani jokes: ""Find the Simpsons" game

its because you look like a cartoon.

Never say this to your girlfriend

2009-12-30T02:32:00.000-08:00

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the height of love

2009-04-02T06:21:00.000-07:00

ben stiller's wife {in the movie "the heart break kid"}peeing on him in public to help him as he was bitten by a jellyfish

the height of courage

2009-04-02T06:07:00.000-07:00

Ben stiller trying to move the hand of his girlfriend's husband from her boobies in the movie : " heart break kid."

can pickup lines be that confusing?

2009-03-30T09:04:00.000-07:00

you got to read that question.

http://in.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090326195515AABO5gh

how to freak your girlfriend and ..........

2009-03-27T09:08:00.000-07:00

{ross geller in F.R.I.E.N.D.S.}

the best gift to give to your lesbian girlfriend on her birthday

2009-03-27T09:00:00.000-07:00

{ben affleck in chasing amy}

how to embarass your girlfriend in public?

2009-03-15T05:24:00.000-07:00

{from the movie head over heels}
Tell your pet dog to hump her.

{chandler bing in F.R.I.E.N.D.S}

what to do when you are lost at sea and your girl-friend is unconscious

2009-03-14T06:28:00.001-07:00

PLAY GOLF.

{from Tom hanks starrer 'Forest Gump'}

The weirdest thing to do to your girlfriend while having a dinner

2009-01-11T07:11:00.000-08:00

{ from the movie : 100 girls}

* Never try to measure if her boobs perfectly fit in the cup *

THE WEIRDEST THING TO SAY TO YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHEN SHE IS FEELING SLEEPY AFTER A HARD DAY'S WORK

2008-12-24T11:11:00.000-08:00

"Now dont make me do that to you"

{Rob Schneider in 'Deuces Bigolow male gigolo' "

WHY IS A DOG MAN'S BEST FRIEND?

2008-12-08T04:34:00.000-08:00

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the thing to say when your girlfriend gets a weird hair-cut

2008-12-08T04:29:00.001-08:00

"wow. so when are we flying in that HAIR-COPTER."

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the weirdest thing to say to your wife when your mother-in-law is coming to visit you

2008-12-08T04:21:00.002-08:00

"honey....why dont you take your mom to a bus trip!"

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NOT SO FUNNY THINGS TO SAY TO YOUR GIRLFRIEND

2008-11-20T06:55:00.000-08:00

"YOU HAVE ALREADY STOLEN MY HEART.PLEASE DONT STEAL ANYTHING ELSE"

{"THIS PIC IS FROM THE MOVIE : "CLERKS "}

the dummies guide to know what your jerk boy-friend actually means

2008-11-08T23:41:00.000-08:00

1} when he says : " I HAVE BEEN WITH TONNES OF WOMEN!!!!!!"
he means : " THE ONLY WOMEN I HAVE EVER BEEN WITH WEIGHED TONNES"

2} when he says : " THE MOMENT I FIRST SAW YOU, I FALLED FOR YOU"
he means : " WHEN I FIRST SAW YOU CHANGING CLOTHES..I MASTURBATED AND SLIPPED ON THE SEMEN"

3} when he says :" YOU ARE SO BREATH TAKING.WHEN I AM NEAR YOU....YOU TAKE MY BREATH AWAY."
he means: " I AM AN ASTHAMA PATIENT AND AM ALLERGIC TO THE PERFUME YOU USE."

the weirdest thing to say to your girlfriend when she is trying to kiss you.

2008-10-20T19:01:00.000-07:00

71} " I dont think its the right time"

{ross geller in season X of F.R.I.E.N.D.S}

the weirdest thing to say to your girlfriend when you both show up wearing the same dress

2008-10-16T17:49:00.000-07:00

70: " wow. that was fun"
{Ross geller in F.R.I.E.N.D.S. season X}

the weirdest thing to say to your girlfriend when she is kissing another man

2008-10-10T09:17:00.000-07:00

from F.R.I.E.N.D.S {season XI}
{the one with the barbados}

BE SILENT.

just like Ross.

weirdest thing to say to your girlfriend when someone signs her bra

2008-10-08T23:56:00.000-07:00

from F.R.I.E.N.D.S {season XI}{the one with the soap oprah party}

chandler to monica: " when did you had your first period?"

weirdest thing to say to your girlfriend when she is waiting in bed for you

2008-10-04T20:55:00.002-07:00

65} "damn tie............."

weird things to say when your girlfriend catches you masturbating

2008-10-01T22:42:00.000-07:00

61: " i was watching some regular TV"
-Chandler bing{When monica geller catches him in Tosha}

62} " I am such a good lover coz i practise a lot on myself"
-Woody allen.

63} "Even Allen....I mean Aliens do that"
-Ani

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2008-09-25T02:21:00.001-07:00

59: SEEN. ITS SO MUCH FUN.

{from F.R.I.E.N.D.S season VIII.Ross geller."}

the weirdest thing to say to your girlfriend during foreplay

2008-09-23T19:27:00.000-07:00

{note : foreplay means when you are playing with her boobs}

58} i think you have breast cancer.

weirdest thing to say to your girlfriend { esp when she doesnt have big boobs}

2008-09-21T07:44:00.001-07:00

57} seen. if you had big boobs....not only our sex life would have been better but we could also start a business.

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the weirdest thing to say to your girlfriend when you are trapped in a lift with her

2008-09-21T07:27:00.000-07:00

56: " Learn from these mice. At least this lift is better than that lightbulb."

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the weirdest thing to say to your GIRLfriend when she is hanging from a cliff

2008-09-11T13:07:00.000-07:00

55} WOW!!!!!!!!!!! GREAT ASS.

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weird things to say to your pregnant girlfriend

2008-09-06T23:49:00.000-07:00

54}Hey now that you are pregnant and fat...atleast LEARN A BOTLE TRICK.
even rachel green had to do it.

what not to say when you catch your girlfriend in bed with another man

2008-09-03T19:47:00.000-07:00

from F.R.I.E.N.D.S {season VIII}
{the one with the tealeaves}

Ross geller finds Mona in bed with a stranger and the stranger is wearing Ross's pink shirt.......{you can see that pink shirt on floor}

Ross geller : " if this makes this less uncomfortable...........I WAS NOT TOUCHING MYSELF

weird things to say when your girlfriend catches you stealing her bra

2008-08-16T07:50:00.000-07:00

45} i needed something which could remind me of you when you are not here.

46} whats the big deal??????????????my earlier girlfriends didnt even noticed.

47} i was not going to sell it and even if i did i was not going to make good money.

48} i dont know how it came in my pocket.

49} i was not masturbating.

50} i was taking them to the dry-cleaners.

51} okkie......just to make things up to you........you can steal my underpants.

52} even celebraties do this:

http://anijokes.blogspot.com/2008/08/chandler-bing-teaches-you-what-to-do.html

at last one thing you can say to your girlfriend:jennifer aniston in a moustache

2008-08-14T18:24:00.000-07:00

this is fom F.R.I.E.N.S. {season V}

the one in las vegas.

so if you draw sometimes on your girlfriend....just say " she looks like jennifer aniston"

some more stupid things to say when your girlfriend catches you with another girl

2008-08-12T20:04:00.000-07:00

41} Honey......she looked at me and said that " I BET YOU HAVE A SMALL PENIS".
I had to prove her wrong.

42} Honey.....I am so exhausted after this wild threesome ......let these two hot chicks go .........and you will have to wait for 30 minutes before we can have sex.

43} Her pussy was like a black hole.
I couldnt escape.

44} My cock was feeling like a dodo. almost extinct.
I needed some sex-tinct to save its existence.and is your headache ok?

weird things to say to your girlfriend when she is not ready for sex

2008-08-10T14:33:00.000-07:00

40 } Now even robots are doing it.when will we do it?

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weird things to say when your girlfriend gets a boob job

2008-08-10T02:17:00.000-07:00

34}You look as good as before.

35}What about your bra? They wont fit you now. So why dont you give them to me.

36}I think you should have seen another doctor.

37}Wow.......watching all these stangers staring at your boobs is totally worth the dollars I paid for your boob job.

38}Can you also get a brain job? They too need to develop.

39}Now that you got a boob job......can i get a blow job.

Love at first sight

2008-07-23T20:45:00.001-07:00

Ours was love at first sight . We were at a camp and she was giving me
a blowjob.she looked up . . . . And i looked at her for the first time
and said wow.

Weird things to say when your girlfriend catches you getting a blowjob

2008-07-22T07:06:00.001-07:00

28 : this bitch is giving me a blowjob right after i had anal sex with you.;-)

29 :you are on time.lets watch oprah while she is giving me a blowjob.

30 : honey i solved your problem. Now you wont have to worry about giving me a blowjob.

31 : you were right. Getting a blowjob from our maid was not a good idea.While she was giving me a blowjob i found three lices in her hair.

32: mary. I think its time to tell you the truth.i am not a girl and i am certainly not a lesbian.

33: i am sorry honey.i was sure you were sleep. did I hurt your tonsil?

Can you call it a threesome ¿

2008-06-30T09:09:00.001-07:00

Another lame thing to say when your girlfriend catches you another
girl .... I mean girls :
Honey ;-) how can youcall it a threesome . They are siamese twins :-*

the one thing every girl should say while breaking-up.

2008-06-08T19:37:00.000-07:00

the one every girl should say while breaking up :{and no girl ever said this to me..}

"DO YOU MIND IF I GIVE YOU A LAST BLOW JOB"

wow.

5:some more stupid things to say when your girlfriend catches you with another girl

2008-04-17T10:45:00.000-07:00

25:stand in line.there are two more chicks i have to bang.

26:i am so sorry that you caught me fucking your sister but the bright part is ..you have seven sisters and now i can proudly say that you have the biggest boobs in your family.

27:look at her honey.hasnt she got a great ass.

28:honey..i promise that i wont even touch any other girl.just let me fuck this one.

29:she is a police woman and these handcuffs are for real.

30:i am tired of having sex with both of you at two different places .now that you both have found it..i wish i had two penis and i could fuck you both at the same time.

4:some more stupid things to say when your girlfriend catches you with another girl

2008-04-16T17:38:00.000-07:00

19:honey ...i will kill this bitch.she forced me to cheat on you.you just sit there and watch ....i will fuck her to death.

20:i am sorry honey that i didnt invited you to our threesome.come join us.make it a foursome.

21:they were right.13 is really an unlucky number.i had fucked 12 girls since morning and i was safe....lo i go the bang the 13th girl... and my girlfriend catches me red handed.

22:honey her name is mary and she is my secretary.and mary what are you doing naked in my office?

23:who are you?

24:i am no fucking her only because she has bigger boobs or a great ass.she has tight pussy too.

3:some more weird things to say when your girlfriend catches you with another girl

2008-04-16T08:20:00.000-07:00

13:if i were you and you were me and the gun in your hand was a rose and the naked chick in my bed was PEPSI,i would give you the rose and we would drink pepsi.

14:honey ...she claimed that she was better in bed than you.i was trying to prove her wrong.

15:sweetie..i was trying to re-live the moment i first met you.her boobs are just like what your boobs were 30 years ago.

16:i paid her 1000 dollars for three times.i i have just fucked her twice...can i ....

17:'help..i am being raped.
{note:only girls can use it and they have been successfully using it}

18:i wasnt kissing her.i was trying to save her life by artificial respiration.

some more weird things to say when your girlfriend catches you with another girl

2008-04-14T03:10:00.000-07:00

7:today i learnt a very important lesson.if you are fucking a total stranger in your bedroom and your girlfriend is in bathroom....there are chances you may get caught.

8:honey...i just found out that she wears the same bra{i mean same BRAnd.}as yours.

9:honey you are so sweet.its just that i wanted a taste change.

10:dont ask any questions.i am a secret agent and i am working under cover.this is a part of my job.
{the only job i love is 'blow job'}

11:honey...you came at the right time.do you have a condom in your purse?

12:i was kind of lonely without you.so i was fucking your twin sister.

the most stupid things to say when your girlfriend catches you with another girl

2008-04-13T06:22:00.000-07:00

1:damn viagra !!!!!!!without it i would have finished much earlier..and i wouldnt be caught.

2:i cant stop now.can you leave us alone for one more minute?

3:oh my god.it was dark and i didnt realised that i am fucking someone else.

4:honey...she is here to share your burden.now you havent got to worry about blow job.leave all that to her.

5:it was of no use.she didnt agreed to blow job too.

6:honey..you can at the right time.why dont you join us for a perfect threesome.